LOVE POEMS TO A MINIVAN
When our family found out we were expecting a third baby, we made the (tough) decision to get a minivan. We had been busting out of our smaller automobile and could never offer an adult visitor a ride let alone help out for a carpool.
Milo was so ecstatic that he told his whole preschool about the family pregnancy by announcing, “We’re getting a van and a baby” in that order.
3 adults, 2 big kids, 2 toddlers, with room to spare.
With four years of a Honda Odyssey under my belt, I love it. Whitney asked me to share some of my tips, logistics, and secret stories from life in the minivan. I chose to write these Haikus about our experience:
YES HOP IN
posso passarti a prendere
there is room enough for all
grandmas, carpool too.
AND baby MAKES FIVE
we love our baby
he screams in the automobile each time
sad i can’t reach him
IS any individual HERE?
we sit in silence
when kids have their kindles out
what a gigantic car
SCHOOL DROP-OFF
the magic button
opens all the doors for me
get out now, please go
CONFIGURAZIONE
baby near sidewalk door
the back back is very far
boosters all over
COSA C’È DENTRO
books go in the back
i keep all the snacks close by
children everywhere
 CUPHOLDERS
cupholders are ten
only in the front seat, dude
hand spritz rides in style
VIAGGIO SU STRADA
space for all our gear
room to stretch, read, sing, and play
but please no farting
Qualsiasi domanda?
UN